Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you If you were a booger I'd pick you first Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? Her first and only marriage, long since dissolved, is hardly one of Maud's favorite topics.
Sex on the boat.
LOL at all the desperate dudes defending this roast beef sandwich looking pussy and hairy ass.
The street scene.
Transvaginal Probe Avant-Burning Man!
Aside from tip-hustling, I did sell an ass-ton of shots.
When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
Yer mom calls ya over t'help, cause she has a flat tire
You stand under the mistletoe at christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
Tooters, the bane of my existence.
If not, it is not good.
You clean your fingernails with a stick.
That sphincter is as tight as can be.
The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again.
Asian university student sucks and rides her boyfriend
The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
You can't take a bath because beer is iced down in your tub.
It was already dark by the time we got there, but it was still cool as hell — full of patriotic shtick and Griswold Family vacationers and whatnot.
She would surely have won one of howard stern hot chick ugly privates contests….
I love picking up black guys to fuck my hot wife